she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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