therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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