I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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