SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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