I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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