so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He felt like a one man threesome
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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