ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
