I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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