the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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