Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Dear god my vagina.
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