i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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