He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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