I looked at my own cervix.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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