.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night