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(970): View more from Colorado

i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...

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(480): View more from Arizona

turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.

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(213): View more from California

are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town

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well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?

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(281): View more from Texas

Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.

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(813): View more from Florida

well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked

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(802): View more from Vermont

Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?

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(805): View more from California

he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died

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