guys are not supposed to queef...right?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?