Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (806): View more from Texas

  My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (806): My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do. http://tfl.nu/5eg0
  Replies (18) Good night (1167) Bad night (3628)
• Favorite

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (318): I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line. http://tfl.nu/xyp6
  Replies (9) Good night (4279) Bad night (707)
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room http://tfl.nu/2vn0
  Replies (12) Good night (4324) Bad night (1065)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking". http://tfl.nu/tuao
  Replies (9) Good night (5808) Bad night (781)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.

  (1-410): View more from Maryland

  I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube. (1-410): I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds. http://tfl.nu/szhm
  Replies (13) Good night (4823) Bad night (871)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel. http://tfl.nu/ldso
  Replies (5) Good night (1006) Bad night (974)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY http://tfl.nu/auio
  Replies (6) Good night (1125) Bad night (428)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.

  (1-720): View more from Colorado

  OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED. (1-720): OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby! http://tfl.nu/5dg1
  Replies (2) Good night (1344) Bad night (452)
• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain. http://tfl.nu/kod9
  Replies (8) Good night (1466) Bad night (415)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god http://tfl.nu/bdku
  Replies (13) Good night (1199) Bad night (429)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose. http://tfl.nu/3zcu
  Replies (1) Good night (890) Bad night (482)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that

  (972): View more from Texas

  How awkward

  (214): View more from Texas

  Yeah it's pretty fucked up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that (972): How awkward (214): Yeah it's pretty fucked up http://tfl.nu/97bk
  Replies (6) Good night (566) Bad night (351)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later. http://tfl.nu/hn0j
  Replies (1) Good night (589) Bad night (248)
• Favorite

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (604): Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid http://tfl.nu/spz2
  Replies (1) Good night (513) Bad night (263)
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night. http://tfl.nu/dalv
  Replies (0) Good night (440) Bad night (207)

Randomize