Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."