Is it normal to miss your booty call?
she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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