My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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