Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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