Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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