we're blogging at a bar
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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