margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
