I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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