didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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