Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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