I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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