and next time when you feel me up, do it right
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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