yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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