I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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