Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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