Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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