What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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