just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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