At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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