Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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