I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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