We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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