in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It all started with a game of naked twister.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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