Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
