I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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