Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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