But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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