I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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