"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
