last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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