It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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