put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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