So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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