I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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