Christians are straight up FREAKS
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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