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(317): View more from Indiana

The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules

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(423): View more from Tennessee

NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog

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(407): View more from Florida

do you ever just like the smell of your farts?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.

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(509): View more from Washington

after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery

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(815): View more from Illinois

he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...

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(440): View more from Ohio

well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.

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(213): View more from California

I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.

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