The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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