We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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