During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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