But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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