Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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