Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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