who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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